Oh Alright You Can Be a Guardian Again

Mulan (1998)

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• Mushu : The truth is, we're both frauds. Your ancestors never sent me, they don't even like me. But you risked your life to help people you love. I risked your life to help myself. At least you had good intentions.

  [Cri-Kee chirps sadly at Mushu]

  Mushu : What? What practise you lot mean you lot're not lucky? You lot *lied* to me?

  [Cri-Kee nods sadly]

  Mushu : [to Mulan'south horse] And what are you, a sheep?

• Mushu : My little baby, off to destroy people.

• Mushu : My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor.

  [Mushu's eyes movement towards Mulan's breast; she smacks him]

  Mushu : Oooh! All right, that's information technology! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family!

  [to Cri-Kee]

  Mushu : Brand a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis...

  [Mulan covers his mouth with her paw]

  Mulan : Cease. I'm deplorable, I'thou pitiful. I'chiliad just nervous. I've never done this earlier.

  Mushu : Then you lot're gonna accept to trust me. And don't you slap me no more. We clear on that? All right. Okey-dokey, let's get this bear witness on the road! Cri-Kee, become the bags.

  [to the equus caballus, Khan]

  Mushu : Let's movement it, heifer.

• Mushu : All correct! Ascension and polish, Sleeping Dazzler! Come on. Hup, hup, hup! Become your clothes on. Get ready. Got breakfast for ya. Look, you get *porridge*...

  [Porridge has a fried-eggs-and-bacon smile]

  Mushu : And it'southward happy to see ya.

  [Cri-Kee pops upwards from the porridge]

  Mushu : [tossing Cri-Kee from the "porridge"] Hey, become outta there! You gonna make people ill!

• Mushu : [stuffing breakfast into Mulan'south mouth] No fourth dimension to talk. Now remember, it's your first day of trainin', and then listen to your teacher and no fightin', play prissy with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you lot take to kicking the other child'due south butt.

  Mulan : [muffled] But I don't wanna boot the other kid's barrel.

  Mushu : Don't talk with your mouth full. Now let's see your war face.

  [Mulan looks at him with rima oris full of porridge]

  Mushu : Ooh, I recall my bunny slippers just ran for embrace. Come up on, scare me, girl!

  Mulan : Rrrgh!

  Mushu : There! That's what I'm talking about! That's my tough-looking warrior daughter! Now exit there and make me proud!

• Mulan : Y'all're, um...

  Mushu : Intimidating? Awe-inspiring?

  Mulan : Tiny.

  Mushu : Of class. I'm travel-size for your convenience. If I was my existent size, your cow here would dice of fearfulness.

  [Khan snaps at Mushu]

  Mushu : Downward, Bessie.

• [seeing Yao, Ling, and Chien-Po run to the lake where Mulan is bathing]

  Mushu : Oh! We're *doomed!* In that location are a couple things I *know* they're bound to detect!

• [Mushu is ordered to awaken the ancestors past the Beginning Antecedent]

  Mushu : One family unit reunion comin' right upwards.

  Mushu : [to the other ancestors while banging a gong] Okay, people, people, wait alive. Let's go. Come up on. Get up. Let's motion information technology. Ascension and shine. Y'all mode past the beauty slumber thing, trust me.

• Mulan : My ancestors sent a lilliputian lizard to aid me?

  Mushu : Hey! Dragon. *Dra-gon*, non lizard. I don't do that natural language thing.

  [hisses]

• Mulan : [Mulan and Mushu escape back to shore from Yao, Ling, and Chin-Po] Boy, that was close.

  Mushu : No...

  Mushu : [brushes his teeth] That was vile! You owe me big.

  [Mushu squirts more toothpaste in his mouth and brushes again]

  Mulan : I never desire to see a naked man over again.

  [a big group of naked men run past them, laughing]

  Mushu : Hey, don't look at me, I ain't biting no more butts.

• Mushu : [waking up] I liiiiiiiiiive! So tell me what mortal needs my protection, Corking Antecedent. Yous just say the word and I'chiliad there.

  First Antecedent : Mushu...

  Mushu : And allow me say somethin'. Everyone who'due south foolish plenty to threaten our family, vengeance will exist miiiine!

  [growls]

  First Ancestor : Mushu!

  [points to statues]

  First Antecedent : *These* are the family guardians. They...?

  Mushu : ...protect the family unit.

  Kickoff Antecedent : [points to empty alcove] And yous, oh Demoted I?

  Mushu : I... ring the gong.

• Mushu : Citizens, I need firepower.

  Citizen : Who are yous?

  Mushu : Your worst nightmare.

• Mushu : My little baby's all grown upward and...

  Mushu : [sniffle] ... and savin' China. You have a tissue?

• Mushu : Did you meet those Huns? They popped out of the snow, like daisies!

• [the Huns are chop-chop approaching and Mulan has taken the only remaining cannon]

  Mushu : Oookay, you might wanna light that right about at present. Quickly! Quickly!

  [Mulan drops the tinderbox, seizes Mushu and uses him to light the rocket, then points it at the mountain behind Shan Yu]

  Mushu : [from on top of the rocket equally it soars away] You missed! How could y'all miss? He was iii feet from you!

  [the rocket hits the mountain and causes an barrage]

• Mulan : Mushu, if you're so worried, go stand up lookout man.

  Mushu : Yep, yeah.

  Mushu : [talking and acting like a girl] Stand watch, Mushu, while I blow our hole-and-corner with my stupid girly habits. Pfft! Hygiene.

• Mulan : No one volition listen to me.

  Mushu : Huh? I'chiliad sorry, did you say something?

  Mulan : Mushu!

  Mushu : Hey, you're a daughter again. Call up?

• Chi Fu : Insubordinate ruffians! Y'all men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl.

  [a panda eats his slipper; he squeals similar a girl]

  Mushu : [disguised as a messenger riding the panda] Urgent news from the General.

  [vanquish]

  Mushu : What'due south the thing? Never seen a black-and-white before?

  Chi Fu : Who are you?

  Mushu : Excuse me? I think the question is, who are *you!* We're in a war, homo! There's no fourth dimension for stupid questions! I should have your hat for this, snatch it *right* off your caput. But I'grand feeling gracious today, then carry on before I study you.

• [Cri-Kee chirps, wanting to go with Mushu]

  Mushu : You lot're lucky? Practise I look like a sucker to you lot?

  [Cri-Kee chirps again]

  Mushu : What yous mean, a loser? How 'bout if I pop 1 of your antennas off, and throw information technology across the k? Then who's the loser, me or you?

• [after Mulan cuts Khan loose from a flaming cart with Mushu in information technology]

  Mushu : Oh, certain. Save the *horse*.

• Yao : Ah, you ain't worth my fourth dimension, chicken boy.

  Mushu : Craven boy? Say that to my face, you lot limp noodle!

• Chien-Po : [singing] I'm never gonna catch my breath!

  Yao : Say cheerio to those who knew me!

  Ling : Male child was I a fool in schoolhouse for cutting gym!

  Mushu : [speak-singing] This guy'south got her scared to death!

  Mulan : [singing] Hope he doesn't encounter right through me!

  Chien-Po : Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!

• Yao : [at the waterhole] Hey, Ping.

  Mulan : Oh, hullo, guys. I didn't know yous were here. I was just washing, and then at present I'm clean, and I'm gonna go. Farewell-bye!

  Ling : Come dorsum here! I knew we were jerks to you earlier, then, let'southward showtime over. Hi, I'grand Ling.

  Chien-Po : And I'yard Chien-Po.

  Mulan : Hullo, Chien-Po.

  Yao : [standing naked on a rock] And I am Yao, king of the rock!

  [mildly sneering]

  Yao : And there's nuttin' yous girls tin do about information technology.

  Ling : Oh, yeah? Well, I call back Ping and I tin take you lot.

  Mulan : I really don't want to have him anywhere.

  Ling : Ping, nosotros take to fight.

  Mulan : No, we don't. We could but... shut our eyes... and - swim around...

  Ling : [pulling on Mulan's arm] Come up on, don't be such a gir... Ouch! Something bit me!

  Mushu : Ugh! Ach! What a nasty flavor.

  Ling : Snake!

  [Ling and Chien-Po scramble onto the stone with Yao, while Mulan sneaks away]

  Ling : Some king of the rock.

  [Yao pushes him off]

• Mushu : I'm doomed! And all 'crusade Miss Human being decides to take her footling drag show on the road.

• Mulan : But because I expect like a man doesn't hateful I have to smell similar 1.

  Mushu : And then a couple of guys don't rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip aroma.

• First Ancestor : We must send the most powerful of all.

  Mushu : Okay, okay. I get the migrate. I'll go.

  [Ancestors laugh]

  Mushu : Oh, y'all don't think I can practise it? Watch this here!

  Mushu : [breathes a very modest flame] Aha! Jump back. I'm pretty hot, huh? Don't make me have to singe nobody to prove no point.

  First Ancestor : Yous had your chance to protect the Fa family.

  One-time Female Antecedent : Your misguidance led Fa Deng to disaster!

  Fa Deng : [holding his severed head] Yep, thank you a lot.

• Mulan : It's going to take a miracle to go me into the army.

  [Mushu's shadow appears in giantic grade and surrounded by flames]

  Mushu : Did I hear someone ask for a miracle? Let me hear you lot say "aaah"!

  Mulan : [in fear] Aaah!

  Mushu : That's close enough!

  Mulan : A ghost.

  Mushu : Become ready, Mulan, your serpentine conservancy is at hand! For I accept been sent by your ancestors... to guide you through your masquerade.

• Mulan : Who are yous?

  Mushu : Who am I? Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu!

  [revealing himself]

  Mushu : Oh. Ha, ha. Pretty hot, huh?

• Mushu : [finding Cri-kee in the snow] Man, you are one lucky bug.

• Mushu : I was this shut. This close to impressin' the ancestors, gettin' the top shelf, an entourage. Man. All my fine piece of work. Pfft.

• Mushu : [subsequently burning Shan-Yu'due south hawk] Now that'due south what I phone call Mongolian barbecue.

• Shang : What's your name?

  Mulan : Uh... I, I, uh...

  Chi Fu : Your commanding officeholder simply asked you a question.

  Mulan : Uh, I've got a name. Ha! And information technology's a boy's name, too.

  Mushu : [whispering in Mulan's ear] Ling. How 'bout Ling?

  Mulan : [looking toward Ling] His name is Ling.

  Shang : I didn't ask for *his* name. I asked for *yours!*

  Mushu : Try, uh, uh, ah, Chu.

  Mulan : Ah Chu.

  Shang : Ah Chu?

  Mushu : Gesundheit.

  Mushu : [chuckles] I kill myself.

  Mulan : Mushu...

  Shang : Mushu?

  Mulan : No!

  Shang : Then what is information technology?

  Mushu : Ping! Ping was my best friend growin' up.

  Mulan : It's Ping.

  Shang : Ping?

  Mushu : Of course, Ping did steal my girl...

  [Mulan muffles him]

  Mulan : Yeah, my proper name is Ping.

• Mushu : You know, nosotros take to work on your people skills.

• Mushu : Nosotros're gonna die! Nosotros're gonna die! We're definitely gonna die! No way nosotros survive this! Decease is coming!

• First Ancestor : Bang-up Rock Dragon, have you lot awakened?

  Mushu : [holding up the Cracking Stone Dragon's caput, which is all that is left of him] Uh, uh, uh, uh... Yes, I just woke upward. I'g... I'k the Great Rock Dragon. Practiced morning! I will go along and fetch Mulan. Did... Did I mention that I was the Neat Stone Dragon?

  Start Ancestor : Go! The fate of the Fa family rests on your claws.

  Mushu : Don't even worry nearly it. I will not lose face!

  Mushu : [loses residue and rolls down the hill; the head of the Great Stone Dragon lands on summit of him] Oh, my elbow. Oh, oh. I know I twisted something.

• Mushu : Okay, let me see what you got.

  [reads Cri-Kee's note]

  Mushu : "From General Li. Dear Son, we're waiting for the Huns at the laissez passer. It would mean a lot if y'all'd come and back united states of america up." Hmm, that's great, except you forgot: "And since we're out of potpourri, peradventure you wouldn't mind bringing up some." HELLO! This is the regular army! Make it sound more than urgent, delight! You know what I'k talkin' near?

• [on the troops]

  Mushu : Beautiful, isn't it?

  Mulan : They're disgusting.

  Mushu : No, they're men. And you'll have to act but like them, so pay attention.

• Shang : Okay, gentlemen, thanks to your new friend Ping, you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice. And tomorrow, the *real* work begins.

  [all the soldiers grumble]

  Mushu : [to Mulan] You know, we'll have to work on your people skills.

• Mushu : Permit'southward go kick some Hunny buns! Yee-ha!

  [hoots and hollers]

• Mushu : Become go her? What'south the matter with you... Afterward this Bang-up Rock Humpty-Dumpty mess, I'd have to bring her home with a medal to be let back in the temple. Wait a infinitesimal! That's it! I'll make Mulan a war hero, and the ancestors volition exist begging me to come up back. That's the master programme! Oh, yous've done information technology now, man.

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